PRIVACY. SIMPLY PUT.
Last updated March 14, 2026
Let’s be real: Privacy policies are usually long, boring, and written for lawyers. We wanted something better. Something human.
The core of our philosophy is simple: We don’t track you. We don’t like being tracked when we roam the internet, so we decided not to do it to you either.
1. NO TRACKERS
We don’t use Google Analytics, Facebook Pixels, or any other trackers that follow you around the web. When you visit this site, you are just a visitor, not a data point to be sold or analyzed.
2. NO COOKIES (THE BAD KIND)
Since we don’t track you and don’t have a login area on this site, we don’t need to drop tracking cookies on your machine. You can browse freely without a “Cookie Consent” banner annoying you, because there is nothing to consent to.
3. THIRD-PARTY VIDEOS
We love sharing videos. When we embed a video (like from YouTube), we try to set it up so it only loads when you actually click play. We’ll usually put a small note next to it to remind you that once you click, YouTube’s own privacy rules start to apply.
4. PERSONAL DATA
If you send us an email or sign up for something consciously, we obviously get that information (like your email address). We use it only for the reason you gave it to us. We don’t sell it. Period.
5. YOUR RIGHTS
You are in control. If you want to know what info we have (if any), or if you want us to delete it, just shout. Under the GDPR, you have the right to access, correct, or delete your data at any time.
6. CONTACT US
If you have any questions or just want to say hi, reach out to us:
PIRATEx GmbH
Brabanter Str. 53
50672 Köln, Germany
Email: info@pirate.global
Stay authentic. Stay private. ARRR!