PRIVACY. SIMPLY PUT.

Last updated March 14, 2026

Let’s be real: Privacy policies are usually long, boring, and written for lawyers. We wanted something better. Something human.

We respect your privacy and use limited website analytics to understand which pages are useful.

1. WEBSITE ANALYTICS

We use Umami to count page visits and understand how this website is used. We do not use advertising pixels or sell analytics data.

2. NO COOKIES (THE BAD KIND)

Umami does not set tracking cookies. This site has no login area and does not use advertising cookies.

3. THIRD-PARTY VIDEOS

We love sharing videos. When we embed a video (like from YouTube), we try to set it up so it only loads when you actually click play. We’ll usually put a small note next to it to remind you that once you click, YouTube’s own privacy rules start to apply.

4. PERSONAL DATA

If you send us an email or sign up for something consciously, we obviously get that information (like your email address). We use it only for the reason you gave it to us. We don’t sell it. Period.

5. YOUR RIGHTS

You are in control. If you want to know what info we have (if any), or if you want us to delete it, just shout. Under the GDPR, you have the right to access, correct, or delete your data at any time.

6. CONTACT US

If you have any questions or just want to say hi, reach out to us:

PIRATEx GmbH
Brabanter Str. 53
50672 Köln, Germany
Email: info@pirate.global

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Stay authentic. Stay private. ARRR!